Schrodinger's Bussy

When you have spotted a tomboy that's equally girly and boyish that the only for you to distinguish what gender they are is to either be notified of it or take a gander and check if there is a dick or not. If you take the latter way however, you expect that there might be a dick which makes you gay. Good luck gay boy

Some poor soul : "Oh, is that a femboy or tomboy. I really don't know lets check"
*checks underneath the person's skirt and finds a massive schlonger*
Schrodinger's Bussy strikes again

by LtSmol February 18, 2023

Schrodinger's Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob while at a sex party (sexoska) and almost falling asleep next to the love-making male-female couple who might happen to be your friends and are hidden under the blanket. It is usually linked with a dilemma of whether to look under the blanket or just let it be.

Hey pal, I was getting a Schrodinger's blowjob yesterday but really had no idea whether it was Andy or Mary schmosomimly sloppily blowing me.

by higlandoutdoordaddy December 22, 2022

Schrödinger's Pussy

Schrödinger's cat. when you look back at the night with her and wonder if the event really happened.

Did I fuck her? Or didn't I? Her box is like Schrödinger's Pussy on a qantum level.

by ^^!$#@ December 27, 2022

Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023

Schminker

A term used to describe a man or woman whom gets sexually aroused by anally penetrating tree frogs or other slimy amphibious creatures.

Dude sweet terrarium, but don’t let Billy see these frogs, he’s what you call a real Schminker.

by Definition of Onomatopoeia January 19, 2023

Schrodinger's troll

Someone who decides whether they were trolling or not based on how people reacted.

He is such a Schrodinger's troll

by the trolly January 22, 2023

Schrodinger's Gamer

A person whose opinion of a game and its dev team changes based on whether or not they receive and update - most common with update re-runs.

Person 1: "I can't believe we're getting the same Halloween update from two years ago. Couldn't they give us any new content?"

Person 2: "If there was no update, you'd be complaining and saying that "you'd take another re-run over nothing". Stop being Schrodinger's Gamer."

by TheComicalWife March 9, 2023