bow legged swamp donkey

An office employee who does nothing but sit all day and make grunts and groans. A smelly person who gets off their ass so infrequently they walk funny.

Good god that guy walks like an idiot.

Well I wish he would stay sitting down he wreeks but I can only smell it when he stands up. He needs to get washed with a damned fire hose. He is a damn bow legged swamp donkey.

by Come on meow November 28, 2014

Alabama Swamp Cricket

1. Is a person that is so ugly that even the word ugly is like, "Eww what the fuck is that?"

2. Best describes someone who is so ugly that it makes your stomach hurt to the point that you want to slap their parents for creating such a foul thing.

3. An alias of Fairuza Balk (chick from The Waterboy movie)

Billy Ray: "Hey Willy, how'd your date go?"
Willy: "Shit. That bitch looked like an Alabama Swamp Cricket so I kicked her out of my pick'em-up truck three minutes after I picked her ass up. After she gave me a pinch of her dip of course..."
Billy Ray: "Ha ha. Git-r-done."

by Bickel101 October 14, 2009

Mongolian Swamp Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey

by hoo-ah August 1, 2010

Swamped

When Shrek smokes you out, after which you are trapped hanging out with him for the rest of the day putting up with his shitty driving, and listening to his shitty music.

"Yeah Shrek smoked me out the other day, but I ended up swamped afterwards. His weed sucked too."

by Dick Berman November 1, 2013

swamp nigger

lazy, dirty gooks that live in the rice paddies of asia

We capped a shit load of them swamp niggers in 'Nam

by Master Race 21 February 22, 2007

swamp pussy

Noun: The state of a vagina where it is literally dripping with naturally created lubrication. Typically involves wetting of panties/ dance floors.

We got so hot on the dance floor that I knew I was going to get that swamp pussy.

by B Mild February 24, 2008

Day Light In the Swamp

A phrase moms use to wake up their kids for pointless things in the morning.

mommy: DAY LIGHT IN THE SWAMP
kid: Damn, It's like 7:30 am and she's waking me up to see a therapist

by houdinimasterfive August 25, 2009