Man A- 'How did it go with that chick last night?'
Man B- 'Pah, it were horrible, I think my cock was too big and was hurting her, so she stopped halfway through and asked me to leave'
Man A- 'Thats weak dude, I thought she was into you too'
Man B- 'Yep, just a half-night stand for me'
Man B- 'Pah, it were horrible, I think my cock was too big and was hurting her, so she stopped halfway through and asked me to leave'
Man A- 'Thats weak dude, I thought she was into you too'
Man B- 'Yep, just a half-night stand for me'
by llihp notwen June 05, 2011
Having a one-night-stand with a man or woman, getting pregnant, and having to be responsible for a child the rest of one's life.
Richard intended on having a one-night-stand with the drunk girl he met in Vegas, but instead, got the girl pregnant and had to help raise the child--he ended up with a one-life-stand.
by nympho bobcat December 15, 2010
You are SUCH an awesome freaking book stand!
by Special Steve October 16, 2004
drinks a glass of soy sauce from Bub's Concession Stand Woohoo! Clear the launchway, boys! We're taking this baby TO THE MOON!
by dj gs68 April 26, 2003
the act of one person doing a hand stand naked and another performing a hand job to the hand-stander.
by Trent mangus April 12, 2011
When collective consciousness manifests itself in a series of seemingly related actions by unrelated individuals without actual collusion taking place between them.
The term was popularized by use in Japanese cyberpunk Anime Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex (2001), also recently (2020) used by the Tim Poole in his cesored interview with Alex Jones.
The term was popularized by use in Japanese cyberpunk Anime Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex (2001), also recently (2020) used by the Tim Poole in his cesored interview with Alex Jones.
Jone: Just look at the most powerful people in the world (who are tax exempt) saying "We're going to shut the economy down to help poor people" - the UN's own reports admit that lock-downs already starved 2m people to death, it will kill 200+ million if it goes on for a year. They're bringing it back. So it kills dozens of times more than died of supposed COVID (we're not denying that COVID is a real thing, that it kills people), it's that the lock-down is meant to economically compromise us, put us into debt and consolidate power and control.
Pool: To what extent is this a grand conspiracy or stand alone complex? Are you familiar with the term "stand alone complex"?
Jones: Yes
Pool: Is it possible that Amazon is totally in favor of this, lobbies in favor of it because they realize - when you lock down the economy - people have to go to Amazon, people have to go to Walmart.
Jones: Sure, are they taking advantage of the crisis or create the crisis.
Pool: To what extent is this a grand conspiracy or stand alone complex? Are you familiar with the term "stand alone complex"?
Jones: Yes
Pool: Is it possible that Amazon is totally in favor of this, lobbies in favor of it because they realize - when you lock down the economy - people have to go to Amazon, people have to go to Walmart.
Jones: Sure, are they taking advantage of the crisis or create the crisis.
by GlowNGR November 14, 2020
A take-off on a "one night stand." A casual sex-based fling lasting a short period of time, usually around a couple weeks.
Steve-"What ever happened to that Jersey girl you were talking to?"
Sean-"Oh, that was over quick, it was just a fort night stand."
Sean-"Oh, that was over quick, it was just a fort night stand."
by sourdieselkid January 06, 2011