"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
Or:
Soft pp.
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
Or:
Soft pp.
"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
by TheBlandCharlie November 02, 2020
See half-boner. Slightly increased blood flow to dick caused by slight feelings of arousal.
Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.
Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.
Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.
Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.
Henry experienced a soft erection upon being handed a drink by the blonde server at the roulette table.
by Dopplegangbanger March 27, 2014
The act of breaking up with a partner by lying to make them feel better. The typical lie involves blaming the dumper's own self for the problem.
by DrLuv June 12, 2011
by gavsdavs October 26, 2003
by soft pee princess May 22, 2008
A mild insult for an idiotic person meaning stupid bollocks. Ollies literally refer to marbles (the small, round, glass toys for kids) but in this case are used as a metaphor for balls or testicles.
by ski147 December 14, 2009
mexican: "AY YO GIMME ALL YO MONEY"
white guy "oh my god here take it all"
mexican: "hot ass ,why you gotta be such a soft bake ass nigga"
white guy "oh my god here take it all"
mexican: "hot ass ,why you gotta be such a soft bake ass nigga"
by LunchLineSoftbake November 09, 2011