"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
Or:
Soft pp.
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
Or:
Soft pp.
"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
by TheBlandCharlie November 2, 2020
Get the I'm softmug. by gavsdavs October 26, 2003
Get the soft copymug. See half-boner. Slightly increased blood flow to dick caused by slight feelings of arousal.
Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.
Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.
Usually experienced during legitimate arousal when standing or multitasking.
Also experienced as a defense mechanism in genetically superior males when about to nail a fat chick, as the penis will attempt to reject blood flow, resulting in an increase in time to achieve full boner status, which the penis hopes will be long enough for its master to pass out, give up due to frustration, or realize what he is about to bang and leave, so as to prevent conception of fat children by superior sperm.
Henry experienced a soft erection upon being handed a drink by the blonde server at the roulette table.
by Dopplegangbanger May 8, 2014
Get the soft erectionmug. by soft pee princess May 21, 2008
Get the soft peemug. The act of breaking up with a partner by lying to make them feel better. The typical lie involves blaming the dumper's own self for the problem.
by DrLuv December 9, 2011
Get the Soft Dumpmug. A mild insult for an idiotic person meaning stupid bollocks. Ollies literally refer to marbles (the small, round, glass toys for kids) but in this case are used as a metaphor for balls or testicles.
by ski147 December 14, 2009
Get the soft olliesmug. A soft uwu is an aesthetic, like regular uwu , owo , etc. it is usually meant to be cutesy. It is typically tied in with anime, wholesomeness, and other topics. However, people seem to say it when they are extremely toxic . Like a mouse trap with cheese, it draws you in by the nice aesthetic, then you get bombarded by slurs, insults, etc.
Tumblr girl #1: "uwu i just blackmailed someone xoxo"
Tumblr girl #2: "gotta love our soft uwu aesthetic, owo hehe"
Tumblr girl #2: "gotta love our soft uwu aesthetic, owo hehe"
by iiOdinDaPug May 3, 2020
Get the soft uwumug.