A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.
So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.
The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.
The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
by Abortionater December 31, 2017

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack
by Animal tamer June 19, 2017

by FulcrumRat October 15, 2020

The act of the male and the female. The male sharts on a girls hand when it is in the shape of the a curled fist. She then gives the male a handjob resulting in the male sperming on the shart covered hand, therefor resembling a cinnabun. At which point she in enjoys her free sloppy cinnabun.
by NooB KiLLa February 19, 2009

1. Noun - a kiss given of wet or very moist lips.
2. Noun - Kissing someone with liquor in the mouth and swapping said liquor.
2. Noun - Kissing someone with liquor in the mouth and swapping said liquor.
by ShaunAnakin March 25, 2009

The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.
Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."
by DylAndy August 22, 2011

An urban legend.... One day this lady named Mary found out that her husband, Joe, was cheating on her! They owned a resturant together and she decided to close shop for the day. She invited his parents over for dinner for the following day and she then proceeded to murder her husband and turned him into what we know as "sloppy joes". After his parents had arrived and was served the Sloppy Joes, they ate up and asked where their son was. Mary then replied "You're eating him." and that is how the cookie crumbles, or how joe is chopped.......
by Liv.Sae April 12, 2011
