Shane

A back- stabbing little bitch who will break your heart and is most likely a freakin giraffe who can’t get nothing because of how pale they are

Girl 1- I hate Shane whatever u do don’t go for him u r so much better

Girl 2- I wasn’t going to i thought u 2 we’re good

Girl 1- fu*k no he was cheating on me😭😭😭
Girl 2- ok where is he at. I’m beat the shit out of him
(Girl 2 finds him and start to make out with him)

Girl 1- see ik u would betrayed me

Shane-no baby it’s not what it looks like

Girl 2- WHAT U LYED TO ME

Girl1- yea bc ik u girl were dating a long time ago

by Heytaytay88 April 26, 2019

Shane

When Ur mate Shane dips into the baggy to much, ya have to get his dog Rocko to run the ball up.

First time baggy is on weight.

Good run rocko

Shane ya fried unit, ya dog can run da ball

by Rubyestelle November 7, 2020

Shane

Very cute and sweet large/ tall dude with very very VERY long legs he’s funny gives the best hugs has a friend named Ryan well usually does and IS SO COOL!

Shane is so tall I feel like the giraffe in the zoo couldn’t see how high he can.

by Gracegoose January 3, 2020

The Shane effect

A tall skinny alt white lesbian who absolutely fucks. In honour of the legend that is Shane McCutcheon .

Note: especially popular in foreign countries

"Have you seen her with Johana? Or was it Ana? "

"Must be the Shane effect."

by MissG3 April 15, 2023

shane

i miss u so bad;( do you remember me? blue jeans song, happy birthday song that I made for you on your birthday on April 18, 2021, omg time feels faster than usual and every time I always think of you :) I hope you are fine i love u shanee💌

I hope someday you see this, I always love you shanekjs

by shee mardiani April 10, 2022

Shane

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by Pokemonfangamer123 November 12, 2021

Shane

Lanky ginger bastard who loves to give people a hard time for his own pleasure. He hides behind rules and regulations to portray his innocence, but deep down he is an unprofessional, evil control freak.

Ugh that Shane is such an emotional drain. I'm actually so sick of this shit, so is everyone else. Kill us all now.

by urban dictionary journalist December 20, 2021