semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 03, 2010

semi-child

A young teenager. Most appropriately used for people aged 13-15. It can also be spelled without the hyphen and used interchangeably with semi-kid.

I am a 14-year-old semi-child.

by the random. October 26, 2024

semi homophobic

Homophobic but to one person at a time.

Dude 1: Man I'm so semi homophobic
Dude 2: Bro I'm gay...
Dude 1: Don't worry, I'm just scared of Dude 3 right now.
Dude 3: bro wtf

by r8gju7ky9mjjhgh November 10, 2022

Semi bricked

When you have a boner but it doesn’t go up it just gets longer.

Jenny made me have a semi bricked dick

by Marrymariana October 04, 2023

semi-conductor breath

Its when a guys breath smells so bad because he did not brush his teeth from last nights Dirty Sanchez he received.

Hey Semi-Conductor Breath, You ever hear of something called toothpaste!!!

by Professor Benoit Mandelbrot October 03, 2017

Semi-Fuck

A Semi-Fuck is something you use to recover from saying Fuck. This can be used in various ways.

"Bro she curved me"
"Fuck man... that sucks.."
"But i got together with her sister bro"
"Semi-Fuck bro thats fucked"

by Justindustinrustin September 10, 2019

Semi-Fuck

A Semi-Fuck is something you use to express a situation in which you have semi fucked up

"I'm hurt cause of you"

"Fuck man"
"But shit is also kinda cool ngl"
"Semi-Fuck bro"

by Justindustinrustin September 10, 2019