rusty caribou

When someone shits, doesn’t wipe, and then you eat their ass

I gave her a greasy rusty caribou

by Rustybou January 13, 2018

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Rusty bulimic

The female version of a rusty trombone.

The act of tossing a females salad from behind whilst fingering her vagina. Reminiscent of someone purging a freshly digested meal.

"that guy had me on all fours. I couln't contain my moans as he was giving me a rusty bulimic

by Rimjob_rob November 30, 2019

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rusty zipper

When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.

Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.

by bigCincincy November 15, 2015

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rusty planet

The disgusting face that is made when one is about to sneeze, similar to a sex face, and the only way to relieve oneself is to stare at a bright light.

Me: Dude, his rusty planet looks just like his face when he orgasms.

Friend: Does he explode something either way?

by scottcaver June 8, 2011

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Rusty Lyola

A sexual act where a woman lies about her menstrual status only for the partner to unexpectedly discover shocking evidence to the contrary.

I was forced to wash my bed sheets after a girl from the local watering hole pulled the rusty lyola on me.

by Hilton Head Shop June 4, 2020

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1. RustyBUTT-cheeks is when you still got poop in between your cheeks.

2. My version of rusty butt cheeks would be butt cheeks that are unused for a long time, but at one time was used lots = RustyBUTT-cheeks

3. What you call anal sex without Lube dry anal sex= RustyBUTT-cheeks

I'm going to make those rusty buttcheeks work again.

When I was walking down the road I felt something itchy, later in the bathroom when I wiped, I had rusty buttcheeks.

Babe get out your Lube, you got rusty buttcheeks

by Scotty2Hotty23 August 29, 2017

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