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Ranch

That’s so ranch of him.
by CrimBrulee October 16, 2022
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Ranch Rate

It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.
“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
Depends on that Ranch Rate!”
by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018
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Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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Corn Ranch

When your dick is covered with std's and such.
no, i heard he has a corn ranch.
by olivegarden4 August 23, 2010
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hidden valley ranch

when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden
person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
by granolamom July 14, 2022
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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
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