by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

by olivegarden4 August 23, 2010

person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?
person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
by granolamom July 14, 2022

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022
