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Dick Ranch

My dick ranch got all on her face!
by I’m good at scrabble September 27, 2021
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Pizza Ranch

Joey: Do you have pizza ranch in Texas

Liam: YEAH I DOOOOOOOO
by uncookedrice123 December 19, 2019
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Ranch Back

It's a disgusting thing people want in fine dining establishments. It's a drink and a chaser of ranch dressing. When you ask for it, you're no better than an animal.
Server: "And how will we be having our tequila?"

Patron, clapping hands together like a seal while foaming at the mouth: "RANCH BACK, ME ARE LIKEY RANCH NOW." *swallow a fish*
by Rhudra Vi February 23, 2022
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Ranch

Guy: "Aw man! Look at all that ranch on her face!"
by DemiDaBigDick September 23, 2021
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butt full of ranch

woah!! tracys has a butt full of ranch
by jonathan420101 August 17, 2023
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Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad
by George ranchington February 28, 2018
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Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina
Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch
by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018
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