pulling a wood

To fondle someone while they're sleeping or "fake sleeping"

This girl was asleep in my bed so I fondled her while she slept. I was totally "pulling a wood" on her.

by Goodtimes123 April 21, 2012

Pulling a Diego

When someone decides to ask out their ex and ultimately fails. Only works on those who were broken up with, not those who broke up with someone else.

"Remember when (insert moment from time together)? Those were good times. I kinda miss that."
"Are you asking me out? Stop pulling a Diego."

by *Asterisk* November 11, 2019

Pull a Cutler

To quit something when the going gets tough. You can do this by faking an injury or coming up with some pathetic excuse to pansy out of a crucial moment in your career.

The quarterback was down by 14 points and felt he had no chance of scoring, so he decided to pull a Cutler and act like he broke his back to avoid further embarrassment.

by bchilldog January 24, 2011

Pulled a Forte

A moment of not thinking properly or forgeting to take care of something that was asked of you. Also known as a brain fart, being an air head or space cadet.

Fire Chief: "Did you take care of those items I asked you to last week?"

Firefighter: SILENCE

Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"

by The Thick Mick, AKA Stewie May 10, 2012

To pull a Will Smith

To slap someone in public and defend the honor of your wife's boyfriend.

He's definitely showcasing how to pull a Will Smith. I would never protect another man's girlfriend like that.

by Zetta4a April 5, 2022

pulled a CK

the definition of pulled a ck is when you disrespect someones dead ones

yo cro chill you just pulled a ck

by bolton demon shit April 9, 2021

Pull-a-Neumann

To talk about something, like a cat, until people want to shoot themselves. To point out how cute something is, 500 times a day... i.e, a cat.

Erin just keeps talking about her cat ALL day. She won't shut up about her, she really knows how to pull-a-neumann

by Erin Neumann February 3, 2010