Pokemon GO

A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.

Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!

Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!

by nbaMichaelJackson May 28, 2021

that one pokemon

idk the name bro stop

"yknow that one pokemon"

by eggy afton November 28, 2024

Pokemon

Gotta catch them all

I just caught a shiny Pokemon! It was a WOOPER as well! YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

by pokestar123 December 23, 2024

Pokemon Dick

being a fuckboy/player. Inspired by the Pokemon slogan “gotta catch em all”, a guy with pokemon dick gotta fuck em all.

“My friend has had 10 girls at his place this month. That dude has pokemon dick.”

by Bliffblorf January 10, 2025

Zoomer Pokemon

Any pokemon after Gen 1

I love how all the zoomer pokemon (meaning anything after 151) are all zoomer pokemon, am I right?

by PokemonBoomer August 12, 2025

pokemon champions

A pokemon battle simulator made by Game freak.

James: considering they cut pokemon and generational gimmicks from the game, im hyped for pokemon champions.

by zoroark's dark pulse December 8, 2025

Ryu The Pokemon

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025