Societal pinch point

A societal pinch point is a situation, place or experience, created either by accident or without knowledge / inadvertently by the creator, that forces human interaction and will inevitably lead to one or more involved parties entering / leaving the situation angry, upset, hurt, anxious, depressed and may end in violence.

Many people avoid these societal pinch-points all together out of anxiety or fear.

Examples:

- Merge lanes

- Any place humans have to form more than one line

- Any situation where manners / etiquette is unclear

- Parking lots

- Any physical place where people want something that there are too few of

- Being the first car in front at a red light
The drive through at my local fast food restaurant has one of those two lane drive throughs, every very time I get in line, people always try and get in front, and when I order first and move up first, the person in the inner lane tries to cut me off, so I don't go to that fast food restaurant so as to avoid that societal pinch-point.

The other day I got stuck holding the door for someone I thought was right behind me coming into a building, turns out they were just far enough away and moving just slowly enough to make the whole experience a societal pinch point; do I hold the door, do I let it go, if I let it go am I an asshole, if I hold it am I a little bitch?

I was at the grocery store to buy some flat leaf parsley and there was ten of them on the stand, when I went to grab one, a lady took all ten, and refused to give me even one because she needed all of them. When did my local grocery store become a societal pinch point?
by societal dorf November 21, 2018
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Push and pinch

When you need to take a fast poop, usually in a public setting.
I had coffee with dessert and had to do a push and pinch before we left.
by Furry Croc March 12, 2022
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Pinche pendejo

"Fucking Asshole" 🥰
"How do you say railway in spanish??"
"Ferrocarril"
"huh"

"pinche pendejo."
by ERM... ACTUALLY! April 27, 2024
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Pinch your skin.

For someone who is very racist toward the african american race: Someone that teases an african american without the african american knowing a clue of what you are doing in any way. The perfect way to laugh and be racist in public. "pinch your skin" refers to there skin color. But in all it is just for jokes.
Pinch your skin.
by CHYEAbrahhh December 20, 2009
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Pinch a DeVos

To take a dump. To make a bowel movement. To go #2.
I'm so constipated right now I need to take a laxative and pinch a Devos.
by Chef Drew and LJoy December 11, 2019
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Hugging Pinch

To hug someone out of the blue and pinch the from behind!
Dude 1: I’m gonna be hugging pinch our math teacher!

Dude 2: GOOD LUCK FAILING!
by SANA SANA BITCH October 29, 2021
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2inch pinch

A rather small penis (COCK isn't under 5inches) or peepee.
Wow my one night stand was a 2inch pinch! Didn't even feel it.
by Perveservescurez October 6, 2023
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