piece of crap

Your mom's idiot boyfriend, who is a piece of crap, and will never grow-up.

mom: "Just drop it already."
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "No, you drop it!"
mom: "Can you just grow-up already??"
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "Make me!!" *in a mocking voice* "Can't you just grow-up already??"

by Unconditional Elysium July 8, 2006

Piece of Work

A real character, a unique individual.

ShaElaiza: I doubt it, Hana F! I think the challenge themes kinda intrigued her, that's all.

Hana Fedora: I think there's more to it..I sincerely do. You're a piece of work Sha. You're my winner in your own competition.

by AScarflet February 27, 2011

Feces pieces

Small bite size pieces of shit.

Someone didn't flush the toilet and left a bowl full of feces pieces for everyone to enjoy.

by Dadgad September 29, 2014

snorkle piece

a persons nose would be his or her snorkle piece

he busted his snorkle piece

by Shanus October 16, 2005

piecing the parakeet

to shove a well sized parakeet up your anal hole while eating reeses pieces. this is mostly used during raving time.

i was piecing the parakeet with John last night.

by Kacissa September 26, 2008

Fowling piece

A shotgun; named after the birds hunters use to kill them. . Probably the rarest and most cumbersome way to say shotgun.

Be vewy, vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabit wit my fowling piece.

by Buster Heimann March 4, 2008

Piece of Kia

A term used for a car that is a piece of crap because it is either slow, fugly, or low quality.

Person 1: Man, I feel bad for that kid. He has to drive to school with that thing every day.
Person 2: Its not his fault his parents bought him a piece of Kia car.

by Nikeeze January 23, 2011