Pants Drunk

Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day

Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.

by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018

birthday pants

an expression used to describe outrageous colored or styled pants; often in bad taste

"wow dude, look at those pants. it must be her birthday" or "if she had friends they'd tell her not to wear birthday pants"

by j-liddicoat January 19, 2009

still pants in the chest

An expression used to state that a situation, person or object is fine, or okay.

John: Hows life?
Paul: Still pants in the chest

by PantChest February 25, 2010

Shit pantsed

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they excrete stool in their own pants. All though this is extremely hard to do, there have been several recorded events in which this has occured

You: Dude, what smells like shit?
Me: Katie, she is so shit pantsed right now man!!!
You: hell yeah!!!

by 1Girl2Pants November 16, 2009

Dry Pants

A person who has never urinated in the sea.

John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?

by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010

Drunky Pants

The pervibial "pants" one wears when becoming a bit too intoxicated. However, drunky pants can also lead to wearing naked pants, then walk-of-shame pants.

"Dude, I'm SOOOOO drunky pants right now!"

by NayFace May 5, 2010

whatever packs your pipe

Synonymous with whatever floats your boat

I Invited some friends to go see some music with me and they said, "we would rather go to a movie." I replied, "whatever packs your pipe."

by ftfunkj November 6, 2010