My mom!

A phrase used by a fat dude in regular show called muscle man! Regular show is pretty awesome!

Muscle man: "You know who else likes soda"?
Muscle man: "MY MOM!!!"

by Amazingguywhohasnothingtodo! April 15, 2015

My Trains

A song by _Lemon Demon_. It’s about someone who killed some motherfucker that insulted his trains. Rightfully so.

In the club, the Model Railroad Club,

A motherfucker said shit about my trains.

Might as well have took a shit on my brain

Cuz I went insane.

I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat.

But the president never did let me back after that.

Shit, I said, "Fuck you.

Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?"

My trains, uh.

My trains, uh.

I got small ones. Tiny little trains.

I come down here just to get away.

My trains, uh.

M-m-m-m-my trains, uh.

It's like magic. Magic trains.

I wish these trains could take me away.

by the ouma piss fic March 17, 2021

MY KIDS!..

What Mary said after realizing her babies are DEAD

John: hey! What's up Mary? I.. didn't know you'll come this early.
Mary: Oh hah! I guess I just managed to finish up my job so I can check up on the kids, they're pretty annoying sometimes.
John: Oh hah— uh.. speaking of those... I think they're.. uh.... dead???
Mary: WHAT? MY KIDS!..

The rest is history

by Im slowly losing me sanity TWO July 19, 2023

my nasty

Genetelia on both males and females

Oh you bad boy, touch my nasty!

by nasty6969 December 15, 2010

My real

My brother, my homie, tight friend you grew up with and kept it 100

My real when u have beef wit a nigga I got your back, let's body this niggas yo!

by India Terrell March 6, 2008

my streamer

a streamer that is popping off in ur opinion

“MY STREAMER IS POPPING OFFF”

by smoothcast May 29, 2021

My Kimono

Used to refer to the Japanese boy that you enjoy looking at the most when he is in hearing distance.

The second favorite boy becomes "my spare kimono"

Also used to refer to said Japanese boy around people who are not aware of your desire and would otherwise use this information against you.

"Yeah, my kimono?"
-points behind self discreetly-
"Right behind me."

"I haven't seen my kimono in awhile..."

"That one's my spare kimono"

by Merochan January 15, 2009