No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
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by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019
Used when an individual has too much dip, wether it be salsa, creme fresh, queso, etc, on a dip recipient (chip, crackers..)
:You got too much dip on ya chip
-you are right, I'll be more careful as to not putting too much dip on my cbip
-you are right, I'll be more careful as to not putting too much dip on my cbip
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by BruceDaCariboo March 15, 2018
okay, having said all that, do you still wanna be with me? cause, like, i wanna be with you, like, like, maybe even forever. holy shit, okay, maybe not forever. i mean, like, i'm, i'm not saying not forever. i, I actually have no idea what I'm saying. are you mad at me? cause, 'cause it's cool if you are right? like, i don't care, but like, if, if you are then i'm gonna resent you okay? I'll forgive you but- i, i just wanna be honest, right? like, do you still love me?
i love talk too much by reneé rapp
by emmadl May 29, 2024