Unemployed stoner response to what he accomplished or worked on the entire day while his significant other is out earning rent money.
What are you doing?! Workin' on Work
by WorkinDave July 13, 2007

“He went on a 1 week working binge after realising that he could not buy everyone a Christmas gift”.
by dizon-dizon December 15, 2009

by ANTSYBITCH January 27, 2018

by 5StarSav May 18, 2018

When you are with a romantic partner and are so drunk you can't get an erection causing you to resort to attempting intercourse with your incomplete chubby.
My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".
by Uncle Knobber July 5, 2019

by MOSTDOPE March 3, 2016
