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Pressed

When your feeling suicidal and depressed from getting harassed; Or just want to beat up your neighbors annoying 4 year old daughter who pulls up every day wearing a onesie; Juice Wrld
Mom: O the neighbors daughter came to say hi today

Me: Im fockin pressed
by MicroIMP January 20, 2021
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I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
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That’s pressing

When something is getting on your nerves. Can also be used for when something is making you sad, shorter version of depressing.
Person 1: I just got my car stolen...
Person 2: Damn.. that’s pressing
by iitzoat February 11, 2021
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press go solution

all due diligence is done on the deal so it's a "solution" and not an "idea".
Employee: Hey office manager man - I'd like to buy a new fridge for the office.. Can I get one?

Office Manager: Give me a "press go solution".

Employee: Hey office manager man, I found a great fridge on craigslist it will fulfill all our office fridge requirements, it is this size, will fit right here, costs $200, plenty of room for the office pot luck parties and it will be less than $20 utility cost a month.

Office Manager: Ok lets do it. Or - Nah too much money! I have a decision to make since its a "press go" solution!
by press go fanatic February 19, 2013
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Press a on

On modded Minecraft you press a to bookmark an item
by Kjt3d February 20, 2023
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Power press

sex move in which chick’s knees at side of her head man pushup style pushing down on her calfs/ankles
by JBut December 25, 2007
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Russian Leg Press

When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)
Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny
by juice warrior September 4, 2023
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