sorry

a shitty excuse

im sorry i farted in the jello mommy

by hippieCrack July 14, 2016

sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

Sorry

Something I'm not... Outside of the wild coincidence. THAT I'm sorry for but literally nothing else. And I'm only mildly sorry. It's more amusing than anything.

Hym "I'm sorry that I threatened him instead of just murdering them all. There, happy? I'm just kidding. I'm not sorry at all. For anything. And again. You CANNOT stand not being able to control me. You, whoever you're cooperating with. That's alright. Your cancer priest is burning in the hell I've made for him. Know that for certain. Or die and go see it for yourself. Sorry. Maybe I'll forgive him later."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Sorry

To own up to what you did to someone.

“I’m sorry i made you feel bad about yourself.”

by Ilovekenn October 1, 2023

SORRY

SOmeone Recently Raped You

"I'm really SORRY"

by Vodka Shots :P March 4, 2010

sorry ass nigga

a nigga who is sorry asf

me: ur a sorry ass niga
logan: never say that again
me: LMAO
logan: shut the fuck up bitch
me: sorry ass nigga

logan: :( dont say that because it hurts my feelings
me: what even is a sorry ass nigga
*looks it up on urban dictionary*
me: LMAO MARK ASS NIGGA IMMA START SAYING THAT SHIT
logan: I wish I could say that word ;(

by pussyslaypussytight December 30, 2023

Sorry

What I am for my past cringe definitions.

I'm so sorry for my cringe posts on this website.

by EmogusalDamager July 12, 2024