ninja route

quicker than the shortest way possible from point A to point B. Usually utilising unknown shortcut, back alleys or secret routes.

After arriving at their destination in record time, the rabbi says to the preist, "Damn thats the f#*kin ninja route and sh*t!"

by halluciphile October 28, 2003

youtube ninja

The individual who consistently introduces the freshest, most interesting youtube clips.

Theo: Yo, check this video out.
Germaine: Are you serious? The guy next door is one of those youtube ninjas. He showed me this clip two months ago.

by William Forrester II February 10, 2009

magic ninja

Ninjas summoned by Big Baby Sweets in Big Money Hustlas' to assist him in taking out Sugar Bear

"We must summon the Magic Ninjas"-Big Baby Sweets

by Axel Ardinger November 29, 2003

Ninja shit

When you wipe after you shit and the paper comes out clean... Like the shit was never there... mysterious and stealthy...

I love it when I take a ninja shit... I only have to wipe once!

by Jfranklin February 28, 2007

Ninja boot

The impression made by a woman's pants in the crotch area. Along the same lines as 'camel toe'.

That chick has a sweet ninja boot.

by Dr. Gus March 18, 2003

ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.

Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper

by honkthedonk January 17, 2013

The Urban Ninja

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.

i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.

by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011