Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022

Nelson

A man who has one of the smallest penis' in the world . If you were to have sex with a Nelson you wouldn't feel anything.

"Nelson I can't feel it!!"

by Nelson Gilbourne June 26, 2019

pupper nelson

A bad ass dog who can fuck your mom by one glance he also goes by the name “Walter”

Yo watch your mom Pupper Nelson’s in town

by Zurdle July 1, 2020

Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.

You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.

by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023

Nelsoned

When the Unturned server fuck up and Nelson Sexton fucked up.

WE HAVE BEEN NELSONED

by Fishy Fried Dishy November 21, 2018