Mustard gas

noun
a colorless gas like liquid which is a vapor and a powerful irritant and vesicant, used normally in chemical weapons and was used industrially until the end of world war 2 (1945)how to make it at home? Well all you need is bleach and ammonia (don’t make this at home if you do and get hurt it’s not my fault it’s your dumb ass fault ok) and if you are exposed to such gasses please contact your country’s emergency number. The side affects are coughing up your lungz, suffocating,coughing up blood, and death
“The Germans released mustard gas! Quickly put on your gas mask!”
by Mr.Clean338 March 18, 2021
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Mustard Bud

The most handsome and powerful person in this word, have a good eye sight and a good communication skills
by Shimie October 29, 2019
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mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.
"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"
by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 06, 2017
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Mustard Dick

When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.
“I want a blue collar man”
“naw they definitely have mustard dick
by Thatboyfr June 19, 2024
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Mustard top

An Asian Jew or also could be a Asian man with a uncircumcised below average penis
I tell ya what Jenny I had the best mustard top in my life

Second that fucking mustard top Jew tried to sell me undercooked chicken fried rice at double the price
by The first time you were able a October 03, 2023
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Mustard boy

Mustard boy is a stupid fat furry monkey who shoves mustard up his asshole and eats it, he also ruins his friends ranked games and is profusely bad at video games, especially valorant.
Guy 1:dude you threw my ranked game, I lost 22 rr.
Guy 2 (mustard boy): I tried my best
Guy 1: you fucking suck
by kkpep January 06, 2024
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Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 02, 2023
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