King Mushroom

An absolute sigma male and gigachad that is based af.

Man that guy is such a King Mushroom, all the girls go nuts for him

by bruh what the frick July 17, 2021

shirtless mushrooms

(Obese lady, with her shirt off, smothering, on top an 80 pound man.

The shirtless mushrooms (sheyrl) covered Danes whole body.

by Bigcockdaddies October 9, 2017

Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

Shiitalkin Mushrooms

A variation of saying "shiitake" mushrooms but with more color.

We were going to have steak, so I thought I would sautee some shiitalkin mushrooms to go along with the meat.

by wordopotomus March 11, 2010

Mushroom Boi

Life is great so maybe have some mushrooms. A Mushroom boi refers to anyone who is subscribed to the popular YouTube channel called Mushroom Boi.

Guy:Hey man I’m a Mushroom Boi

Other guy:Wow that’s disgusting

by Notaboiloopdoop November 3, 2019

Scarlet Mushroom

The passive aggressive act of a male who has just been post-coitally drenched in period blood. Upon noticing his red weiner, the man gently stamps any body part of the woman with the impression of his dick.

“Last night bitch went all Red Sea on me so I put a scarlet mushroom on her lower back.”

by Fallguy43 December 31, 2020

Mushroom Tattooist

A professional in the ancient art of Mushroom Tattoos.
See also Mushroom tattoo

Dale winton is THE greatest Mushroom Tattooist

by Felch The Gimp March 9, 2004