Muffin Buffin

The act of buffin' the female muffin, most often in reference to a chick whose muffin you should not be buffin. Though, not always. Buffin' should have an apostrophe to signify the absence of the letter G.
Having sex and reaching climax, with a chick.
Polishing the poonanny.
Could also refer to cunnilingus.
Cannot in any way refer to sex between gay men, as they have no muffin to buff.
Can refer to lesbian sex, as they are both well-stocked.

Holy shit! I just saw two chicks neck-deep, muffin buffin' each other!
It's easy for a girl to determine you've been muffin buffin' with somebody when you give her VD for Valentine's Day.

by Venus, The Last N.A.P. February 15, 2009

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muffin cap

The tip of the penis.

I'm about to peel this motherfucker's muffin cap back.

by kevinheart February 3, 2012

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Muffin Button

A button that distributes blueberry muffins. Originally from Team Four Star.

Krillin: "Goku, did you just read my mind?"
Goku: "Yuhuh"
Krillin: "But how did you..."
Goku: "Muffin Button"

by Drener June 18, 2011

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Skank Muffin

To be a slut but a cute slut.

Lindsey Lohan is such a Skank Muffin

by Surcharge May 10, 2009

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Muffin Sniffer

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time masturbating and makes a point of telling people about it. Due to said person's verbosity, they are unable to attract the opposite sex, despite their best efforts.

Often associated with people who are known to have snuffed it.

Durham, stop being such a Muffin Sniffer! We're trying pick up some ladies!

by Acyed October 19, 2010

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