by TimmusA1 May 6, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. An autistic and retarded child in my school that loves lil pump and asking people for their eggrolls.
Michael: hEy CaN i HaVe Ur LeFtOvErS?
Me: Shut up Michael you gay child. You just had 4 slices of pizza.
Michael: WoW i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu. We AiNt FrIeNdS aNyMoRe.
Me: We never were, go suck a nut.
Me: Shut up Michael you gay child. You just had 4 slices of pizza.
Michael: WoW i CaNt BeLiEvE yOu. We AiNt FrIeNdS aNyMoRe.
Me: We never were, go suck a nut.
by AnimalGamer906 March 27, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. Definition 1: Similar to blue balls, the Micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.
Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.
Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.
GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.
by juicegiver December 8, 2009
Get the The Michaelsmug. Michael the one that fucks all the bitches and got all his bitches but anddrew sometimes gets in the way and cock blocks michael but Michael can pull thru and fuck all of Anddrew’s girls
by 123deeznuts321 July 9, 2019
Get the Michaelmug. "Man, giving the presentation was really distracting, one of the professors kept michaeling in front of me."
by DrMcSausage December 17, 2013
Get the Michaelingmug. A Michael is a boy with a smol weewee who will kiss his girls best friend and also say he liked it. Michael may get girls but all relationships with Michael will end up bad. Atleast he tries. Or does he?
by Panther66 January 30, 2018
Get the Michaelmug. Michael is a guy who will make you fall for him , but will fuck you over real bad. He would act like he loves you then months later , after you’re attached to him , he will cheat on you and act as if nothing happened. He is an egotistical fucker who not only fucks slaggy thots but also loves to fuck anything that comes his way. He will fuck your man too so stay away. The only good thing about him is .... wait nothing . He doesn’t deserve shit
“ oh did you see what Michael did to his girl?”
“Yeah he cheated on her several times and she’s still not dumb enough to leave his ass”
“What a dickhead”
“Yeah he cheated on her several times and she’s still not dumb enough to leave his ass”
“What a dickhead”
by Babyyyybxch January 10, 2019
Get the Michaelmug.