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Michael

Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.
Michael: OMG, MUM! NEW FLIP-FLOPS HAVE ARRIVED, MY FEET ARE GORGEOUS!
by harry0101 November 9, 2018
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Michael

by becca2439 February 24, 2019
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Michael

a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.
"omg is that the contagious goat with the thot disease....Michael?"
by hi im wasabi March 28, 2018
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Michael

A cute Mexican kid that likes to twerk AND MAKE FUN OF UGLY PEOPLE. He is sweet and gives great hugs.
"I totally want a Michael!"
by klassybiatch June 7, 2015
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Michael

A Gay Fag boy who has autism and ADHD and needsextreem helm cause hes also GAY
Michael has a gay over in his imagination
by FAGGIMUSTOWN2018 May 22, 2018
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Michael

Wow he is such a Michael
by Human852 January 23, 2017
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Michael

Michael is usually best described as a hot fucking mess. He is lazy and lays around like a dumbass. He plays video games and knows nothing of the real world.
Why... why did Michael just walk into a wall?
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