Josh matthews

3.1 inches long and is bad at rugby (got flattened by Clarence)

OMG he is such a josh matthews

by The vimtoad November 9, 2018

Matthew Moment

When someone does some dumb shit. Commonly used in reaction to someone else’s dumbfuckery, or in response to an image “Matthew” would make.

Wow. That was one hell of a Matthew Moment

by Matthew’s dumb shit.net August 29, 2022

Matthew Davey

Debatably the world's greatest guitarist. Super chill dude. Has been playing guitar since 2014. Hard rock guitarist. Mostly self-taught, except for the basics.

Matthew Davey is honestly the greatest guitar player ever.

by JesusLover159 January 11, 2023

Matthew Biggerstaff

Most commonly used to mean a man who lays women like bricks.

man I pulled a Matthew Biggerstaff last weekend! I mortered them hoes!

by Concrete spreader June 12, 2011

Matthew connors

One of my friends on TikTok lol that I also have gay sex with. Wait who typed that?

Matthew Connors because I have to type that here

by I am the real penis man July 7, 2021

Matthew Shirley

This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.

Matthew Shirley is the tickle Monster

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017

Matthew's dick

Yankee wit no brim

Friend 1: is Matthew's dick circumcised

Friend 2: ye he got that yankee wit no brim

by Ihateblackpeople69 May 14, 2020