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Michael

1. Defined as a hyposthenic little boy with little calves
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance

3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh
Michael: "I struggled to keep up with the boys last night"
Girls: *Laughing*
by Kashmoney2212 August 1, 2018
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Michael

"I use to be a really good friend of Josh but now Ruby stole him"
"Damn what a michael"

"I used to be friends with Miriam but she's always with this new guy what's his name?"
"Michael"
"Godamnit Michael"
by Shubidupam August 24, 2018
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The Michaels

Definition 1: Similar to blue balls, the Micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.

Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.
GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.
by juicegiver December 8, 2009
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Michael

The most bitch ass name that someone can give their child.
Damn! My newborn son looks like a little bitch! Might as well name it Michael.
by TimmusA1 May 6, 2018
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Michael

Michael is a guy who will make you fall for him , but will fuck you over real bad. He would act like he loves you then months later , after you’re attached to him , he will cheat on you and act as if nothing happened. He is an egotistical fucker who not only fucks slaggy thots but also loves to fuck anything that comes his way. He will fuck your man too so stay away. The only good thing about him is .... wait nothing . He doesn’t deserve shit
“ oh did you see what Michael did to his girl?”
“Yeah he cheated on her several times and she’s still not dumb enough to leave his ass”
“What a dickhead
by Babyyyybxch January 10, 2019
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Michael

A Michael is a boy with a smol weewee who will kiss his girls best friend and also say he liked it. Michael may get girls but all relationships with Michael will end up bad. Atleast he tries. Or does he?
Michael, oh Micheal the mistake man.
by Panther66 January 30, 2018
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Michaeling

Conspicuously flexing one's enormous muscles while contorting the face and pursing the lips.
"Man, giving the presentation was really distracting, one of the professors kept michaeling in front of me."
by DrMcSausage December 17, 2013
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