1. Defined as a hyposthenic little boy with little calves
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance
3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh
2. Often gets mistaken with baby giraffes due to their uncanny resemblance
3. Often cannot keep up with the boys during a sesh
by Kashmoney2212 August 1, 2018
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GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
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by Babyyyybxch January 10, 2019
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