Mississippi Mud Hug

This is when a person is pooping and blowing a guy at the same time. Like a blumpkin but much different.

I just got a Mississippi Mud Hug and I am not sure how I feel about that.

by flying monkey 1 June 13, 2019

Mississippi teabag burner

An example of a horrifying sexual act of which you don't want to know the details, but which you are nonetheless curious about.

Brad and Janet are doing it in the next room, he's probably giving her a Mississippi teabag burner.

by Poppy Appletree June 14, 2016

Mississippi mud newt

A Mississippi mud newt is when a man and woman get naked and cover theirselves with baby oil and take turns laying on the bed to get shit on. After you are all good and shiny with shit and baby oil you slide around on each other in a wiggling motion.

We had so much fun doing the Mississippi mud newt

by Evilives November 24, 2014

Mississippi bathroom break

A bathroom break you take at work that consists of chugging a glass of wine, smoking a cigar, and drinking coffee; ideally red wine, a Macanudo, and columbian coffee.

Hey boss, I have to take a quick Mississippi bathroom break.

by Mr Mackey Jr March 17, 2019

Mississippi Pig Roast

When a girl is getting fucked doggy style by her cousin and she is giving her brother a blow job. And the guys are thumb wrestling on her back.

A good family union in Mississippi always ends with a good Mississippi Pig Roast

by Joey782 March 28, 2021

Mississippi Soda Machine

Flip a girl upside down, open her pussy lips, pour a drink of your choice into her vagina, let it settle, and flip her right side out and suck out that succulent juice of yours.

Rob: Hey kyle did you do anything with Emily last night?
Kyle: Yeah, I gave her a Mississippi Soda Machine

Rob: Nice how was it?
Kyle: Fucking delicious

by canucksboi27 November 19, 2015

Mississippi Cracker Slapper

Originated in Mississippi, the Mississippi cracker slapper was named after an old woman that beat her husband, which happened to be a cracker.

You should've seen that shit man, Froggy gave that nigga Chase a Mississippi Cracker Slapper.

by Oliver Clothesoph November 08, 2017