douche-bag milkshake

a used douche-bag that is put through a blender (maybe with some chocolate) also a 1/2 cup milk and preferably a cherry on top: this term is mainly used as an insult but a very delectable desert

1:"god my mom is being such a douche-bag milkshake"

2:" i would like to order a grande (tall) douche-bag milkshake please"

by sumdumblond July 9, 2010

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drink a cement milkshake

to man-up and get over a problem you're having

Richard's friend kept whining about his girlfriend leaving him so he told him to drink a cement milkshake and harden the fuck up.

by Prodmod September 11, 2010

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Mountain Dew milkshake

when Mountain Dew is poured down someone's ass while in the act of sex, then the person who received the Mountain Dew shits inside the other persons mouth

He poured the Mountain Dew down Samantha's ass. Samantha then screamed and excitement and said, "Open up!" Next she shit isnide his mouth, Mountain Dew and all. This completed the Mountain Dew milkshake

by Anal canal April 12, 2017

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Brazilian Milkshake

when a man mixes semen and ice in a blender then pours it over his own body. then a naked woman licks it off in the midst of having sexual intercourse.

"man that was a cold brazilian milkshake i made for her last night."

by foxbox31 January 13, 2010

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Carson City Milkshake

When a girl lies on her back and puts her legs behind her head so she's curled up like a ball with her fa-la-la sticking up in the air. The male counterpart then squats over the girl and begins intercourse. Mid-coitus he produces the poop he's stored up from a lunch of pepperoni Hot Pockets, and shits into the girl counterparts' perfectly aligned anus.

Karen made me pepperoni Hot Pockets for lunch. You know what that means...Carson City Milkshake. *high five*

by Sir Poopington Fantastic October 7, 2009