mcdonalds

Heaven when you want fries. Hell when you want breakfast at any time past 10:30 on weekdays and 11:00 on weekends. Although all of their breakfast choices taste exactly the same they are still delicious.

**Cop pulls woman over**
Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit.
Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS!

by holly the ginger kid. May 21, 2007

Mcdonalds

deep fried shit

i had the green apple splatters so i decided to deep fry it and make it into Mcdonalds Salad, the left over solids were made into big macs, nuggets , etc

by pubefarmer April 22, 2009

McDonalds

that place down the street thats greasier than your car engine.

"damn!!! This big mac from McDonalds is nastier than my whack-off rag!!"

by subway rulez!!!! July 23, 2009

mcdonalds

Processed BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude yesterday i found glass in my cheeses burger at mcdonalds.

by TheyCallMeBanana July 8, 2011

Aaron McDonald

One of the most hottest people alive. Usually pretty tall he usually is pretty serious but when he’s not he’s the most fun person to be around.

Omg it’s Aaron McDonald

by cdecker44 June 13, 2018

McDonalds

A business that sells things that people happen to eat.

Shall we go down McDonald's for lunch or shall we spend it in the toilet cramming urinal bars down our throats and throwing up?

by Dazzla July 8, 2003

Mcdonalds

A place where they dont understand vegetarians!!

"The veggie burger is served in animal fat...is that ok?"

by Katieeeeee November 16, 2003