Chow En-Lie

China's infamously-gluttonous and dishonest mid-29th-century leader.

Due to his prodigious appetite and habitual fibbery, Chow En-Lie was constantly having to undergo cosmetic surgery to reduce belly-fat and trim his nose shorter. Thank goodness for acupuncture, or these multiple operations would have caused a nationwide shortage of pain-killers.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

《¤》Never《¤》Gossamer 《¤》To《¤》Tell《¤》A《¤》Lie《¤》Never《¤》

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《¤》Never《¤》Gossamer 《¤》To《¤》Tell《¤》A《¤》Lie《¤》Never《¤》

by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025

clown lie

A lie only a clown would think anyone would believe.

The judge knew it was a clown lie.

by Knotty Johnny June 14, 2009

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

《¤》Never《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Tell《¤》A《¤》Lie《¤》Never《¤》

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《¤》Never《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Tell《¤》A《¤》Lie《¤》Never《¤》

by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025

Noah Lie

He is the ultimate beast sigma male and is 100 times better tha any "Leon"

OMG he is a Noah Lie

by Xxnoobslayer10053xX September 29, 2022

Nick lie

Pointless lies that don't benefit anyone.

Did you know the wheel wasn't invented until 1675 A.D.?

Nick lie

by Mohammar March 23, 2010