Dirty Lilli

A Dirty Lilli is when a petite asian woman does an irish exit out of a party to have bat-shit wild monkey-sex hanging upside down - amazing spiderman-style - with a significantly younger, zesty school boy (often underage). It's only possible to achieve a Dirty Lilli with the help of Dirty Jakob (the person, not the awkward sex in a fake fake taxi). Consent optional. Walk of shame, obligatory.

Girl: I was out of town last night and pulled a Dirty Lilli!
Friends: *standing ovation*
Girl: Couldn't have done it without Dirty Jakob!
Friends: *screams*

by j25d42l9 April 23, 2024

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dirty lilli

When you need to piss really bad so you pee on a cat named Lilli but it’s so much pee it gets all over the floor and dyes the carpet yellow

Dude I just did a dirty lilli on your cat!

by Ihatemisquotes September 10, 2021

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lilly ealy

lilly ealy is the name of a horrible, homewrecking, backstabbing whore who thinks she’s the shit when in reality everyone hates her and thinks she’s crusty asf. (she is)

friend 1: hey, did you see that girl? she smells so fucking nasty, about made me throw up.

friend 2: oh, you mean lilly ealy? yeah you just gotta get used to that. she’s a skank ass bitch

by urmomismysneakylink April 27, 2022

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Lillie mae moore

the sexiest human alive, with a 19.6 inch pemis 🫢🫢 they are kind spirited soul but do be careful: if you anger him, be prepared to have your toes tickled at night!!

whos the most back arching, toe curling, moist making, mouth watering, sloppy, cock throbbing, sheet gripping person on earth?

Lillie Mae Moore ofc!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍💦💦💦💦💦💦😫😫😫🫦🫦😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍

by sofia cumlord June 16, 2022

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