Kink shaming a cat

Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.

"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)

by shakleton November 22, 2021

Cancellation Kink

noun: a person who derives sexual gratification and joy over being cancelled on the internet

A: Man this youtuber seems like he is always trying to get cancelled!
B: He must have a cancellation kink.
A: He freaking thrives off of it.

by heyyoongles November 10, 2020

ydrax kink

In which one partner loves holding their other significant other with their toes.

“Yo, you have a ydrax kink?”
“Yeah, so go ahead and hold me with your toes papi.”

by tortie November 20, 2020

kink-cock

noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.

"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"

by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020

giggling kink

When a man/woman is aroused when their partner is giggling while they are having s*x.

Men: "Can you giggle for me during the s*x today? I have the giggling kink you know?"
Woman: "Of course, everything for you! *giggle*"

by ptr51_ December 26, 2020

battery acid kink

when you feel a little riled up by some battery acid

“i like to chug battery acid during sex”
“that’s kinky”
“yeah i have a battery acid kink”

by iminfrenchclass March 3, 2021

leprosy kink

when you spend too long in the Darkest Dungeon fandom

Friend: What’s that on Ao3? Do you have a leprosy kink?
Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-

by caitlynlc March 16, 2021