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Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."
"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."
by chromal June 5, 2023
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Ken-nap

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."
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Ken Takazuki

1.The best name ever.

2. A sexy man.

3. A guy that has the best sprites, but started making bad ones due to the fans fangasming.

4. A loner
1. "IS THAT KEN TAKAZUKI"

"HE'S KEN TAKAZUKI!"

*Screams*

2. Man, it went downhill when Ken Takazuki started making bad sprites. KEN! WE NEED YOU!!!

3. SHOW ME YOUR MOVES.

*Ken shows his moves*

*Guy gets blown to star K.O.
by Ken Takazuki October 3, 2011
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Ken

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ken

most unproblematic swiffer account
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Ken

Vengance
I am Ken(Vengance)
by Stuff124 August 1, 2023
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Ken

Ken is a big dick person that loves to hang out and he bikes and is filipino and short
Ken is so cool
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