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Jumping Jeans

A phenomenon caused by an erect penis, causing one's jeans to "jump" around.
He got jumping jeans while watching the cheerleading performance.
by Thejeanjumper December 29, 2010
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white jeans

worn by slutty girls to attract black men. black men see a chick in white jeans as a bulls eye.
the girl in the white jeans is trolling for some black dick
by pornname December 11, 2011
mugGet the white jeansmug.

Jean-Ray

Jean-ray is a kind generous but short-tempered man he has very high standards and is not always realisic. Jean-Rays are usually very spiritual and give a lot back to their communities. They can be fun and roudy but may frown on others who do the same. They can easily be workaholics and may fall victim to stress. Overall Jean-Ray is a lovable person with a few flaws
His name is Jean-Ray
by Amazeingness December 14, 2018
mugGet the Jean-Raymug.

old jeans

Dude #1 : Bro you're ass at this game
Dude #2: Yeah dude i'm Old Jeans
by robotsantazilla May 2, 2019
mugGet the old jeansmug.

Jean Eater

Hey dude, check out the jean eater on that chick! Right on, it looks like a hatchet wound!
by benwastyxx September 17, 2010
mugGet the Jean Eatermug.

Jean peen

Taking a picture in a mirror ( mainly in a dressing room or public toilet ) of your penis hanging out of your fly
“He went in to the changing rooms and enjoyed the full length mirrors, so decided to do a ‘ jean peen’ shot to show his partner”
by Jessiexkane February 11, 2020
mugGet the Jean peenmug.

The Dad Jean

A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.
Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!

Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!

Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
by ThroughtheLookingGlasses May 27, 2011
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