an asian boy ur likely to be friends with but sometimes a lil awkward. He’s most likely in a band and plays the flute .
by bigboienergy September 11, 2018
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Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.
“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”
by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025
Get the jar of mayonnaise mug.Someone (often neckbeards) who places figurines or collectibles in Jars and fills said jars with human excrement, such as semen or urine.
by G.Fitz May 28, 2022
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Any type of glass jar to keep your weed from stinking up your room. Typically made from any type of food jar such as jelly or pickles. You can use a mason jar but using a food item is just more fun.
Friend: Bro wtf are you doing with that jar of pickles?
You: It's my yum yum jar , can't let my old lady smell my loud
You: Don't throw out the jelly ma!
Mom: What the hell do you need it for?
You: Yum Yum jar you wouldn't understand
You: It's my yum yum jar , can't let my old lady smell my loud
You: Don't throw out the jelly ma!
Mom: What the hell do you need it for?
You: Yum Yum jar you wouldn't understand
by Jax182 October 31, 2013
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