when someone hurts a member of the juggalo family (verbal or physical) u get juggalos/juggalettes and fight or jump the person who hurt the family
kid : yo fuck icp and all of psycopathic records
juggalo/jugalette:u better watch u back cus im gonna get some juggalos and juggalo bounce you
juggalo/jugalette:u better watch u back cus im gonna get some juggalos and juggalo bounce you
by boomDAninja October 05, 2009
A Juggalo, though still dirty and white trash, that works and has a strong work ethic and attendance record.
by Chucky Dollasign August 23, 2016
Juggalo/Lette Is A Hard Term To Define. Becuz We Are Anything And Everything We Want To Be. We Are Individuals Who Express Ourselves How We Want To When We Want To. And We Generally Share Some Of The Same Likes And Dislikes.
Juggaloism Is About Family. If A Lette Goes To A Lo And Asks For Help You Can Bet Your Bottom Dollar That Lo Will Help. We Stick To Our Family. And Fuck All The Rest.
And Its A Religion. A Way Of Life. A Way Of Thinking. A Way Of Just Holding Yourself Whenever Shit HAppens To You. I'm Not Saying We Dont Get Depressed. I'm SAying No Matter What We Are Dealing With Its Not As Bad Knowing That You Have Family There To Help You.
Juggalos/Lettes Can Be Any Stereotype (i.g. Goth, Punk, Skater, Emo, Gangster, MetalHead, Jock, Prep, Slut, Etc).
We Can Be Any Age (i.g From 1-1000 For all I Care)
We Can Listen To Whatever We Want To (From Christian Gospel To Satanic Ritualistic Chants)
Man We Are Whatever We Are Into. And You Can Only Understnad What I TRUELY Mean If You Are One Of The Family.
Juggaloism Is About Family. If A Lette Goes To A Lo And Asks For Help You Can Bet Your Bottom Dollar That Lo Will Help. We Stick To Our Family. And Fuck All The Rest.
And Its A Religion. A Way Of Life. A Way Of Thinking. A Way Of Just Holding Yourself Whenever Shit HAppens To You. I'm Not Saying We Dont Get Depressed. I'm SAying No Matter What We Are Dealing With Its Not As Bad Knowing That You Have Family There To Help You.
Juggalos/Lettes Can Be Any Stereotype (i.g. Goth, Punk, Skater, Emo, Gangster, MetalHead, Jock, Prep, Slut, Etc).
We Can Be Any Age (i.g From 1-1000 For all I Care)
We Can Listen To Whatever We Want To (From Christian Gospel To Satanic Ritualistic Chants)
Man We Are Whatever We Are Into. And You Can Only Understnad What I TRUELY Mean If You Are One Of The Family.
(to the juggalo helping the juggalette)
Juggalette: *runs Crying To The Lo*
Juggalo: Whats Wrong Ninjette?
Juggalette: *Tells Him Her Story*
Juggalo: Well What Do You Want Me To Do I'm Always Here To Help
Juggalette: Just Help Get Through This
Juggalo: Not A Problem Why Dont You Come Over And Sit And Calm Down?
Juggalette: Alright, Thanx
(yea may not be the best example but its a personal so I put it. Thats about it for the Juggalo/Juggalette as far as I can tell. Peace)
Juggalette: *runs Crying To The Lo*
Juggalo: Whats Wrong Ninjette?
Juggalette: *Tells Him Her Story*
Juggalo: Well What Do You Want Me To Do I'm Always Here To Help
Juggalette: Just Help Get Through This
Juggalo: Not A Problem Why Dont You Come Over And Sit And Calm Down?
Juggalette: Alright, Thanx
(yea may not be the best example but its a personal so I put it. Thats about it for the Juggalo/Juggalette as far as I can tell. Peace)
by Wafflez November 01, 2006
A Juggalo Chuggalo is a beer chugging device created by JuggaloCujo many years ago designed to get a large group of people intoxicated in a very short amount of time.
Made from a 3 Liter bottle of Faygo, it is emptied and rinsed out, left to dry and than slowly filled with 8 bottles of your beer of choice. (Preferably Yuengling) After each beer is slowly poured into the bottle and the foam has settled a mark is made on the exterior of the bottle with a permanent or "Sharpie" marker. After the bottle is full numbers will be written between the lines designating the number of bottles of beer are at each line.
The bottle is than passed around your crowd of friends and chugged in succession until emptied and than re-filled and chugged until everyone has had there fill of beer.
Chugging is made extremely easy with this device due to 2 facts:
1. The bottle is made from plastic making it easy to squeeze and force the liquid down the throat faster than a normal beer bottle or can.
2. The mouth of the bottle is twice the size of a normal bottle making the liquid flow out of the bottle and into your mouth faster.
An experienced chugger will be able to fully down an entire beer in a matter of seconds.
After the bottle has been emptied for the final time, and everyone around you reeks of "alchofunk." The crowd takes turns decorating the bottle with various designs.
A Juggalo Chuggalo should only be brought into the party on very special occasions and only used responsibly.
Made from a 3 Liter bottle of Faygo, it is emptied and rinsed out, left to dry and than slowly filled with 8 bottles of your beer of choice. (Preferably Yuengling) After each beer is slowly poured into the bottle and the foam has settled a mark is made on the exterior of the bottle with a permanent or "Sharpie" marker. After the bottle is full numbers will be written between the lines designating the number of bottles of beer are at each line.
The bottle is than passed around your crowd of friends and chugged in succession until emptied and than re-filled and chugged until everyone has had there fill of beer.
Chugging is made extremely easy with this device due to 2 facts:
1. The bottle is made from plastic making it easy to squeeze and force the liquid down the throat faster than a normal beer bottle or can.
2. The mouth of the bottle is twice the size of a normal bottle making the liquid flow out of the bottle and into your mouth faster.
An experienced chugger will be able to fully down an entire beer in a matter of seconds.
After the bottle has been emptied for the final time, and everyone around you reeks of "alchofunk." The crowd takes turns decorating the bottle with various designs.
A Juggalo Chuggalo should only be brought into the party on very special occasions and only used responsibly.
Hey man, We want to get completely trashed tonight, you should bust out the Juggalo-Chuggalo.
Alright man, but I'm not buying the beer.
Alright man, but I'm not buying the beer.
by JuggaloCujo April 28, 2009
Juggalo Checklist:
___ Paint Face (Just Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)
___ Put On Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently washed)
___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits
___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)
___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me
___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I Go
___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated
___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.
___ Ignore All Laws (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)
___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'm Goin' (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)
___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:
I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.
___ Paint Face (Just Like Other Juggalos (Nothing Original Allowed Here)
___ Put On Ugly, Stinky Faygo-Stained Clothes (Nothing recently washed)
___ Have Counterfit ICP / Twiztid Tickits
___ Bad Attitude (Very Important)
___ Hate Everyone That Isn't Like Me
___ Distribute Trash Everywhere I Go
___ Hate Everyone That Iz Edgmacated
___ Hate Anyone That Is Gainfully Employed Or Has Been And Now Has More Wealth And Comfort Than Me.
___ Ignore All Laws (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)
___ Ignore All Rulz Of The Place I'm Goin' (They Don't Apply To Juggalos' Anywayz)
___ Recite and memorize Juggalo Creedo:
I am Juggalo, I am different. I am an individual and I am beautiful. You are not. You are sheep. You are liars and haters. If I trash your house, theater or where ever I go it's because I'm different, if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. Rulz and lawz don't apply to me, if you say they do or you force them upon me, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will shower you with Faygo or throw bottles and cans of Faygo (or other stuff) at you, your family/friends or your passing vehicle when and where I please, if you don't like it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I will do what I want, where I want and when I want without regard for your lawz, rulz or feelingz and with total disregard for your safety and if you're angry at me for it, it's because you don't understand me and you hate me for being different. I am Juggalo, I am different.
Normal Person: So Mr. Juggalo, can you tell me about being a Juggalo? Is There a Juggalo checklist and creedo or pledge?
Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain't nuttin but a bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain't down wit' tha clown.'Dis mah lis'...check it out hata' !!
Juggalo: Sheeet !!!... Y'all ain't nuttin but a bunch o' hatas' an' muthua fuckas. You ain't down wit' tha clown.'Dis mah lis'...check it out hata' !!
by Plain Cat May 15, 2006
A meal purchased from a gas station convenience store. Examples of typical convenience store foods include Slim Jims, chips, string cheese, Chef Boyardee ravioli, beef jerky, candy, generic canned food, and individually wrapped pastries. Usually a last resort when one is homeless, on a road trip, doesn't have enough money for a real meal, or is hungry in the middle of the night and there are no restaurants open within a reasonable distance.
Person #1: I'm hungry but I don't have enough money for food or gas, and nothing is open.
Person #2: Walk to the Shell station and have a juggalo dinner. It's 24 hours.
Person #2: Walk to the Shell station and have a juggalo dinner. It's 24 hours.
by fubsy wubsy September 30, 2013
by Skit August 03, 2004