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free ipad

The ploy with which malicious websites tantalize innocent website users, usually twelve year olds, into clicking onto their site and receiving all kinds of viruses. If you see a sketchy advertisement for a free iPad, ignore it.
12 year old: "Ooh, free Ipad!" *clicks*

Mom: "No, son, don't do it-"

*trojan horse appears*
by calipali February 16, 2014
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Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time
" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"
by lilpea May 29, 2016
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free thord

a fruity loops project file that has half the sounds missing from it, and when you press play it is just silent
Aye bo, free thord bo.
by Orangecumhella July 5, 2020
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free buttocking

Exposing the buttocks but not the genitalia and anus by, for example, wearing a G-string instead of underwear.
Stripteasers indulge in free buttocking.
by uttam maharjan January 10, 2012
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Magic Free

When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.

Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.
Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.

Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!
by Tazzle November 3, 2009
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Free Shitter

A person who gives away stuff or help for free.
IB TAT got a ride into town from a free shitter.
by c36b9 April 12, 2021
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Free Blasting

To freestyle rap blasting a song or instrumental in the car.
Rapper: Crank up a instrumental so we can be free blasting"
*Driver turns a Hip Hop instrumental all the way up*
Rapper: Sittin back in the car, going so hard, to this beat, chillin' in the passenger seat"
by eudy May 9, 2010
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