example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
by spaff king October 09, 2014
The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 12, 2011
by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016
A free peroid in which you suffer utter bordem. During this hour of death you are accompanied by a chunk who hates everything and a christian fanatic with a fuck off beefhead.
by dfsfaddserias October 18, 2006
by Jessica leanne p February 10, 2008
Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 04, 2011
Rapper: Crank up a instrumental so we can be free blasting"
*Driver turns a Hip Hop instrumental all the way up*
Rapper: Sittin back in the car, going so hard, to this beat, chillin' in the passenger seat"
*Driver turns a Hip Hop instrumental all the way up*
Rapper: Sittin back in the car, going so hard, to this beat, chillin' in the passenger seat"
by eudy May 09, 2010