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by hag. November 22, 2021
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Sad Hag

Someone who thinks they have everything figured out. They have a vision of grandeur of themselves for unknown reasons. Someone who tells people that they don’t care but for some reason continue to intrude in to certain ppls life. Someone who tries to act as a leader but destroys all elements by their actions. Someone who doesn’t understand what they are dealing with.
The sad hag continued to hack an ex even though she “doesn’t care”. The sad hag takes kindness of families or future families as a weakness.
by Byegollum January 7, 2019
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Hag

A woman that believes that her love for a gold- star gay man is requited.
"When I saw that hag staring at me in human anatomy, I knew that she had a craving for the fruit"
by averagejdb March 23, 2020
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old hag syndrome

1

one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group

2

one who is over the age of 30
i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome
by kaiandersonsshower April 17, 2021
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hag in a bag

Am old woman who has no muscle or fat between her skin and bones
Yech, look at that hag in a bag in her bikini. pass the potato chips.
by ChinaCat SF June 24, 2018
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gossip hag

(noun)

An empty brained individual that can only gossip about the problems of others, and never talks about ideas or solutions.

The opposite of a wise person.
When your home is surrounded by a group of gossip hags, you start doubting that religion makes people good, and that wisdom comes with age.

The only thing you can hear from the gossip hag's house is noise, cackling, and arrogant gossiping.

Wise people talk about ideas; average people talk about events; gossip hags talk about people.
by McMeh June 15, 2017
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Uggo hag

What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.

Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*

Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023
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