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nasty old hag

grandkid: i dont want your cookies, nasty old hag!
by comesockcutiepie August 9, 2023
mugGet the nasty old hagmug.

weiner hag

Woman whom looks old but still loves weiner
Leave me alone your just being a weiner hag right now.
by VYPERSNYPER78 April 28, 2024
mugGet the weiner hagmug.

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.
Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.
by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023
mugGet the Hag Hairmug.

Hag

Hag is southern slang for the word roast. To hag someone means to roast their looks or what their wearing, basically means to make fun of someone
Oh so you sitting around tryna talk about my hairline. Nigga ima bout to hag yo ugly ass
by blasiandestroyer777 July 30, 2019
mugGet the Hagmug.

hill hag

An old rich lady at ski resort who prays on you ski dudes.
That rich ass hill hag just bought me dinner at the lodge and blew my at her husbands villa.
by Gooman1979 February 2, 2017
mugGet the hill hagmug.

Uggo hag

What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.

Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*

Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 11, 2023
mugGet the Uggo hagmug.

Puss Hag

A word used to refer to a stanky low worth bitch

Inspired by s.3 e.1 of Malcolm in the Middle
Now listen here, puss hag”
by OneSmartSnacc November 19, 2020
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