Hayden

Someone who has the exact same personality and looks as the diabolical maniac laser eyed flying death machine Homelander from the boys, they don't give a shit about what anyone thinks and often has dark fantasies. Don't lie to them because if they find out your in deep shit, however when getting to know a Hayden they are sweet kind and extra hot. But they really has to like you to actually have some form of sexual or just feelings in general for you. Often gets into relationships for the sake of it so don't feel special if you are dating a Hayden. Hayden's are often shunned out but are very dangerous if your on their naughty list. Hayden's also love staring at them self to boost their ego, they have the most confidence out of anyone in the world. They love spending time with them self and being quiet, god knows what they are doing but just leave them to it. Unless you know for sure they actually really love you.

" is that Hayden, I heard he's a pyscho"
" Why is Hayden very quiet all the time and by himself"

by Johnny's shapes November 23, 2021

Hayden

A sexy bloke with the greatest ass in all existence. A haydens rectal area shine brighter then a light bulb and can blind anyone in the 10 meters

Oh no, im blind! god dammit Hayden

by Candyson the second™ November 20, 2022

Hayden

SIMP!!!! A white probably racist dude who is usually republican. He's a good dude...kinda..... But the people he surrounds himself with aren't. He tends to make unfunny jokes and laughs at himself a lot. There are lots of gifs of his ugly face on discord. If you meet a hayden, RUN. STAY AWAY. GET AWAY AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. btw he edates.

Simp #1: Who joined the vc uwu?
Simp #2: Daddy waddy Hayden uwu.

Hayden: "hey kittens want some vbucks?"

by Ghoulette January 30, 2022

Hayden Hill

The short fella of the group, even tho he claims to be over 6ft. Still hooked on his ex and will constantly message her all the time claiming he never chats to her and talks to everyone 10/10 on the earth.

Go gym for 4 hours a day but still got 90% body fat and a little bit of muscle.

Trim is a solid 5/10 on a good day

Lewis ‘oh is that Hayden hill over there’
Owen ‘ yea I can just about see him, he’s quite short isn’t he’

Cook ‘ I don’t like him’

by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020

Hayden

A mean butt guy that bangs girls for no reason wut so ever.

oh Hayden He's a hoe

by cowgirlpixie April 29, 2019

Hayden brooks

a scruff who would do anythin for 3rd head of a bifta and has a chode

Hayden brooks picks biftas up of bins and eats dem

by 9 year old. November 28, 2021

Hayden Labrador

If you're dating Hayden Labrador, you're in for a real treat. He's not to skilled in romance, but knows how to give you butterflies. He gives great hugs, and his friends always push him around. Hayden is a good source for jokes, as he can always brighten up your day.

Mikey: Hayden Labrador is the best thing to happen to me!

by MSAtheSpectacular May 12, 2022