An absolute stoner who has the biggest sick ever. He’s got 69 secret girlfriends and his real grilfriend knows all of them because she is obsessed with him. He has a massive ass and can eat all pussy in the world. He has the biggest pussy and can slurp your moms. He fucks everyones girlfriend and moms. He even does dads sometimes because they all love him.
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An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .
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