by STREET-SIDE FLOWERZ March 13, 2011

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by dogluvr October 21, 2010

by Dbrasco37 May 28, 2018

Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.
Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
by BootBanger November 17, 2011

An idea to end world hunger, when doing anal, pull out and spread some fine seeds (wheat seeds work best) sprinkle it on your cock and shove it back in his/her/ it’s ass and or urethra, the moist environmental will make the seeds grow thus ending world hunger
This recession got us fucked up how are we going to feed our kids??? Babe we should try the Nutella flower field, we need our kids to eat right???
by Foxio January 24, 2023

hippys called a coffee house a flower shop . they served coffee and little skinny girls in cotton dresses and nothing else quoted poetry.
by r cane July 17, 2005
