Facially challenged

when you want to call somebody ugly but you don't want them to feel as bad.

me: Jody why are you so facially challenged

Jody: I dont know well at least its better than being called ugly

by eater4life January 04, 2016

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cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.

Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!

by Cup of Rice February 21, 2014

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facial nudist

a person (mostly on the autism spectrum) who cannot tolerate any accessories on their face, such as glasses.

I don't like wearing glasses, I'm a facial nudist.

by Straceny Marek December 23, 2024

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posh facial

Wearing a bow tie whilst ejaculating in partners face

Last night i gave my gf a posh facial

by dirtyfuckers January 08, 2016

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Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.

I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.

by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022

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