Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.
by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023

Brad: How’d the date go last night?
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*
Chad: Listen. Weather forecast at my house, 100% chance of facial hail.
*Douchey frat guy hand shake*
by Da Pthy Dthtryr September 9, 2021

1) A technology rendered obsolete by Covid.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.
2) A quaint human interaction, from the time when people could see another person's face, know whom they were looking at, and respond with feeling.
He saw a sort of female person standing in front of him. She had her ear pods in and was speaking to someone who was not there. She was wearing a mask, as required by law and by custom, large sunglasses and a hat. He saw a small patch of skin - her cheeks - and longing for that old feeling once termed facial recognition, he believed it might or might not be Sarah.
by Monkey's Dad December 30, 2020

by Biggest cumper September 5, 2025

When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.
by Muddyme December 9, 2023

by KingGHETTO23 June 12, 2018

Not a sex move. Army slang for shooting someone in the head. Do not repeat when near someone of Arabic origin as origins are racist and terrorism related.
by DarkHumorArmy November 26, 2019
