funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025

funky head

Funky head is just head but funky.
Like head with disco music or something.

Benedict: "Yo can you give me head?"
Sandra: "Only if its funky head, I wanna do it to Michael Jackson."
Benedict: "what da henk?"

by definetlyhuman May 10, 2025

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

Funky Yute

Someone who is quite odd and is abit tall and when people see him / her they say "ew brother ewwwww"

a1 is some funky Yute

by mahboobies April 24, 2024

Funky Chomik

Funky Chomik is an Insane difficulty chomik in Find the Chomiks. It is located on the Apartment. He is also considered a boss.

Yippee!! I finally got Funky Chomik!

by FrostCat224 April 25, 2024

Funky steam

The cloudy gas (CO2 from the carbonation process) that you see when you open up a bottle of beer or a carbonated drink.

Why is it when you open a bottle of beer there’s always that funky steam in the top?

by Fadastalk April 27, 2024

Funky nigga

A black person (nigger or nigga) who takes part in a bunch of shenanigans and tomfoolery like bank robberies and being arrested. They often are one shade to dark and you need a thermal camera to see them even in the daytime, they are quick little fellas and very good at hide and seek. They are mostly found in KFC or Popeyes. The only niggas that aren’t funky niggas are the ones who are nigger crackers, these nigger nugget crackers only show signs of hostility when you take away their off-brand hellcats! Better be safe when you go to a prison full of funky niggers!

Woah! A funky nigga just ate my hellcat! Well, I guess his nigga ass couldn’t control himself. Funky niggas are quite silly. Funky niggas

by Frolicking frilick cube February 15, 2024