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Facial

Cum on a girls face after getting sucked up.
jasmine sucked him up and got a facial.
by KingGHETTO23 June 12, 2018
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Hot Facial

When you shit or piss hot excretements onto your partners face.
She cried bloody murder when I gave her a hot facial.
by Hashoil October 22, 2008
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facial 69

It started out innocent enough, but then she went for the facial 69, and I knew she wanted me.
by DizzzzzzyT July 7, 2022
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fruity facial

When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.
Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"
by kooljess702 August 29, 2017
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cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!
by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014
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Recycled facial

When he unexpectedly cums on your face, so you snort the semen. The recieving end in turn coughs it back onto the man's face.
Can't believe she gave me a recycled facial last night!
by Aloha_snackbar011 January 14, 2018
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validation facial

when you spunk on somebody's face whilst validating their feelings and saying nice things about them. just a regular facial, but you validate the recipient as you do it.
Person 1: Hey look at that spa advert, it's showing something called a validation facial

Person 2: That's nice. Somebody tells you over and over that you're beautiful as they are spaffing all over your face... sounds like a wholesome experience
by toadstool12 January 4, 2025
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