by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022
Get the blonde elimug. Eli is a name for handsom, smart, rich, loving young man. He may not always know how to express his feeling but he would do anything for the girl of his dreams most commonly known as Morgan, Alexis, Allison, Michelle, Tessa, Abigail. Eli may not be the most “hot” man but his penis size definley makes up for that.
by Shawntheswan617412 November 21, 2021
Get the Elimug. A blonde tattle tale, after about a week pf exposure youll notice thats Eli's are self centered, stereotypical blonde, gay, ass slapping, sadistic, life ruining, Ipad kid addict, toelicking, balltapping, entitled, main character, mistake to walk across this planet. If you meet an Eli, PLOT YOUR COURSE CAREFULLY!
They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'
They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'
Eli has become an insult
Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."
Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."
by GoFigure0 February 14, 2025
Get the Elimug. She is very elis
by Gaylord727 June 15, 2022
Get the Elismug. the sexiest mf who pulls 5 bitches a day but can’t hold a solid conversation without saying “lol”.
they die for a few days then appear back in gcs saying they’re alive. it has a great sense of humor that consists of balls and dick.
they die for a few days then appear back in gcs saying they’re alive. it has a great sense of humor that consists of balls and dick.
by katsukisgf April 2, 2022
Get the elimug. A very sexy woman that will turn you on without using a key. Has really nice body and booty. Elie is a perfect girl for you. One of the funniest people in the world you can ever meet. She relates to 3 words: sexy, funny, perfect.
I love you Elie!
by YouKnowMe818 March 13, 2017
Get the Eliemug. He'll treat you right he might be stubborn at first But he'll get used to you. He's a keeper. He'll always have your back when someone talks trash about you. He's a Taurus. And my god he's so fucking cute and hot. :3 this is dedicated to Eli f :D my cute ass mf C;
by R1TUALS April 11, 2020
Get the Elimug.