National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022

Eli

Coolest guy around

Eli is so awesome dude!

by Koen57 November 19, 2023

Eli

The guy that all the girls think is hot and so sweet. All the girls want him and he has a big dick that girls can't resist.

That guy looks like an Eli

by Sbsugvrb April 17, 2017

eli hansen

lit

eli hansen is lit

by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019

Eli

A person with big muscles ad big hands and nice hair that he always touches. A nice smile and a good jaw line. Is a mixture of Leonardo Dicapreo Harry Styles and Rudy Pankow.

"Eli is fit and has a great girlfriend"

by fbhbefhbefh September 13, 2021

Eli

Eli Dinnal is a filthy nigger. He gets absolutely no hoes and has had no female interactions in his entire life. He loves soccer and is a super short midget. He is a bitch and has a humongous forehead that can fit an insane amount of knowledge but is still on the spectrum with autism. He is a millimeter defeter pecker and lasts approximately 3 seconds in bed.

Eli is a filthy nigger

by Zaza endeavor March 26, 2024

eli hansen

a lit awesome bloody legend who uses code lazar and is really hot

eli hansen is so hot

by HOHGFMFRDFCVBHFCVBNHJYTRFDC VB June 11, 2019