Poon Duck

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.

Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.

by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010

Duck Killers

Duck Killers is a common nickname for the Texas Holdem starting hand of 7 2.

Next time I get Duck Killers I’m going all in

by Spyro_0 February 20, 2022

buttery duck

When someone wipes the pirspiration from their own or anothers geutchal area and wipes it on another person

I will give your brother a buttery duck.

by franky calhoun January 20, 2009

Stuffing the Duck

The act of stuffing toilet paper or tissue paper in ur bunghole when u hav wet farts or the shits.

Bro I'm totally stuffing the duck right now.

by BholeItaliano July 3, 2011

sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

mexican duck

Stupid crazy mofo that makes coffee at 12:47 a.m.

You're a Mexican duck man

by sweaty hooves March 6, 2015

Toby The Duck

Toby The Duck is the definition of a wet vagina. His secret identity is chungus the swimmer, and he likes to eat burger kings foot lettuce. Toby is obsessed with air fresheners, and he sips on them once in a while. Toby also likes to ghost people, and make false accusations of you ghosting him. He likes to be nice to you one day, and eat diarrhea the next.

OMG, Toby The Duck just ate my shit-

by Getawae December 10, 2020