100 donut speeches

100 donut speeches is a misheard lyric from Taylor Swift’s song,The Archer. The true lyrics are 100 thrown out speeches.

“I’ve got a 100 donut speeches I almost said to you.”

by 100donutspeeches June 9, 2020

Congo donut

An activity where testicles, usually hairy, are heavily covered in baby powder and then slapped against someone’s face while grunting.

Dave was busy doing his Math problems, and then he turned around just in time to be hit with a Congo donut.

by Pelican4656 June 21, 2021

a golden donut

When a man or a woman urinates on your anus.

Jill enjoys when Jack gives her a golden donut.

by sxxxystnr October 4, 2016

Pittsburgh Jelly Donut

The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.

"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron

by LarryGreen May 29, 2016

Hertz Donut

Several sharp, quick punches to a persons upper arm. Meant to sound like hurts, don't it?

That Hertz Donut numbed my muscle.

by Dead Deer July 7, 2006

roman donut

when your partner slides a donut(glazed preferably)over your member and proceeds to give oral until the donut is completely dissolved.

When my wife was hungry and horny i said, "Hey why not give me a roman donut and save some time."

by Buddy Sanborn December 25, 2005

Mexican Donut

A churro; a long, thin pastry that is deep fried and rolled in cinnamon and sugar.

Our 2-year-old wants Mexican Donuts every time we go to the farmer's market.

by Monkeypirate September 16, 2005